Findings:

• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• You're the wrong species
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• So you think you're on a roll?
• You think you're special
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• You're too good to be human
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• You're My Honeybunch
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• You're my home
• you're my vibrator
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't care about the air
• Don't Make Me Think
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• Sing when you're winning
• You're more than welcome
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• You're the poetry, man
• customers don't trust me
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• You're all Sheep
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• You're not my son
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• inhale, inhale, you’re the victim
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• I don't care what you did last summer
• You're not a monk
• Now you're on the trolley
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You're the man now, dog!
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• When you're home alone
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• 14 lies and you're done
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• You know you're blacked out when...
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• I don't care. That's genius.
• I don't think I like your system
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Imagine you're not alone
• You're to Make Young Gems
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You're never around when I need you
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Lost in Boston?
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Never look like you're staring
• You know you're a geek when...
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• You're such a pretty girl
• Now you're thinking with portals
• youre an idiot (user)
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Three strikes you're out
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• You're the One
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• I take whatever you're given
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• You're never alone
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• You're so come here go away
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• HEY youre cool (user)
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You're Next
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• You're missing it

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