Findings:

• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You were always so good to me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• feline allergies
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• So help me God
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do you like me?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Show Me God
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• My Company Likes Me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• You Do Something To Me
• Republican Like Me
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• How Do You Want Me?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• What you do to me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• treat me like a woman
• The Internet made me do it
• Do you know me?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Black Like Me
• Walk Like Me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• A Doll Like Me
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• You're like a brother to me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• You tell me this is God?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• A conversation between me and god
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• PBS learned me good
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• The full moon made me do it
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• the good days are killing me too
• Drag Me to Hell
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You like me, you really like me!
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• He brings me books like flowers
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Loves me like a bottle
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Look siad me Be like me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• The Devil made me do it
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• What Do I Do With Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• God holds me
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Tell me something good
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Angular banjos sound good to me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• words hiss into me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Do you think it's me?
• Why Do You Love Me?
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• the night absolutely into me

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