• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I didn't want him
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• There is none like unto Him
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• With him it was always like
• Trip Like I Do
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• joy is like curing hiccups
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Just like tomato soup
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• How do you write like that?
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger like gun
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Santiago, under the volcano, floats like a cushion on the sea
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• This pleasant tale is like a little copse
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• The fading of love is like leaves crunching under you in the autumn
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• Dead Like Me
• What it feels like on bare skin
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Your words like warm water, his words like salt
• How to raise your child like a warrior
• What a Treatment Center is Like
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Just like Honey
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Speak Like a Child
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Petting poppies like puppies is a perfectly pleasant pastime.
• Who am us, anyway?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• I married him because he was not mean
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• As You Like It I.ii
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Time flies like an arrow
• voting is like judging skating
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• love like a knife
• built like a tank
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!
• As You Like It III.i
• Drive Like Jehu
• A kind of calm like no other
• Like a Hummingbird
• How to Encourage Others to Like You
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Love is like Teeth
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• lies like cyanide (user)
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• I Like Worms
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• Like Brilliant
• white chocolate tastes like easter
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• like fireflies in the dark
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• the air lay on the land like liquid glass
• I don't like grass
• cackle like a toothless crone
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• reader, i married him
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• Run Like Hell
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• Noding is like writing poetry
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• When I get like this
• I like the curves far better
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It tastes like burning
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• singing like nobody is there
• I would like to bring you here
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• A man, like a twig
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• I like it here
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• A Love Like Blood
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• All poets like to kick
• Sweet like a lemon
• Lips Like Sugar
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• i dont talk like this in real life
• Death in a Place like this.
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Redundancy in DNA
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• as much as time to him reveals
• Is she really going out with him?
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Cake Like
• like ships in the night
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Like A Friend
• If the real world were like the internet
• Greeks like their women armless
• DSL is like heroin
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• times like those
• Why I like sex
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Candles are like souls
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• I like spam
• Why women like the smell of men
• O grant that like to Peter I
• She is like an onion
• I Like Guns (user)
• She's Like the Swallow
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• We Drink War Like Water
• Hate the deponent; like, the deponent
• Living Like Weasels
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• Somebody Up There Likes Me

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