Findings:
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- if I had known then what I know now
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She was watching me and I didn't know it.
- Would you like to know more?
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I have had enough of Survivor
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- it was true then
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Attention must be paid
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- if you have had your midnights
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Something I Can Never Have
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- know more darkness
- 300% of something is NOT three times more!
- The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
- For Once, Then, Something
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I Know What You Had For Breakfast
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- That Was Then, This is Now
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It must have rained or something
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- The beginning was the end
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- I didn't know what to say
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Would you know if you were insane?
- I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Didn't you know?
- We have had enough of your beige
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I have never felt more alive
- you would have been
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I would like to have emotions
- I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Was it something I said?
- When I was young Time had no wings
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I didn't want to know that
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- You, standing
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If I was beautiful, I'd know it
- More than a mouthful is a waste
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Attention has been paid
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- you had water, and something deafening from the air
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- It was more than perfect understanding
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- I have more stories about trains for you
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The More You Know
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Something that may have changed my life...
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- What pornos would have us believe
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- The less you know, the more money you make
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I Didn't Know
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I know something
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
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