Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- if I had known then what I know now
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Would you like to know more?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- She was watching me and I didn't know it.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I have had enough of Survivor
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Slip into something more comfortable
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I Know What You Had For Breakfast
- I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
- I have more stories about trains for you
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- More than he was willing to give
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- Something that may have changed my life...
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- What pornos would have us believe
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Would you know if you were insane?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Faith Know More
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- If I was beautiful, I'd know it
- The beginning was the end
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The More You Know
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Attention has been paid
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- I know I have been dreaming
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Art has an actual purpose
- You stole what they would have given you
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- blondes have more fun
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I didn't know what to say
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- We have had enough of your beige
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Didn't you know?
- When I was young Time had no wings
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- How to know if something is worth doing
- 300% of something is NOT three times more!
- The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I know something
- The less you know, the more money you make
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- I didn't want to know that
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I know more when I'm alone
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