• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The drummer always gets laid
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• marxists get crazy laid
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• The Dog It Was That Died
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• Michael was special
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• that was quick (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• Azza Wa Jal
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The drugs get you ready
• Get used to it
• Get a load of
• get a clue
• get right down to it
• You get the idea
• C-3PO gets the shaft
• How to get a pseudo random .signature
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How to get more out of Psi
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• Get Lost
• Get Curious (user)
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Life. Get one. (user)
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• How books get into libraries
• How to lose weight and get a flat stomach
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Seventeen or Bust
• State Of Germany Until The Barbarians IV
• Stand still until your feet hurt
• until Epiphany
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Dumb laws
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Jesus I was evil
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Your husband was a great man
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• can't get with
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Life gets in the way of words
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• At least things can't get any worse
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• How babies get around
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Can I get a sketch?
• Get a Room
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• We get tangled up like wires
• Somewhere in Pennsylvania, another angel gets its wings
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Get a telecommunications degree and we'll videoconference.
• YOU MIGHT GET LOST
• Get your dirty mind off my future
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• There was a young lady of Riga
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• When touch was simple
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The sloe was lost in flower
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• This node was made for you and me
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• The day I was showering with two black men

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