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• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Whirling Dervish until you get Dizzy and Fall Down Laughing
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• marxists get crazy laid
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• The drummer always gets laid
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• What was it? What of it?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Get the finger put on
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• gets on my tits
• Get Fuzzy
• Get out of Hell free card
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• Now I get it
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Get Higher
• Lets Get Real
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Tomorrow, I'll forget where you live and I will get lost somewhere in Brooklyn
• get out the vote
• How to get YouTube hits
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Seventeen
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Music was better in the old days
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was a homeless bum
• if music were a woman
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• That Was The Year That Was
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Not what was said
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• What she didn't say
• Get Happy!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• good reasons to get an education
• Get your bender on
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• get some
• Herbs to get in touch with the element of earth
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Get it in writing (document)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Get Help! (superdoc)
• How (not) to get fleeced in Hong Kong
• Comma Gets a Cure
• Iron Bitch gets dressed
• Until the End of the World
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• God was created in man's image
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• RIT was built sideways
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• There was a customer today
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• When I Was Cruel
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I was adored once too
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• I didn't change anything!
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Get it on
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Why you get ice cream headaches
• Are you trying to get skin cancer?
• The squeaky wheel gets the grease
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• you get a cookie
• How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Even cannibals get the blues
• How to get to Antarctica
• Get Connection
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Get Rid of Slimy girlS (usergroup)
• Get it off me!
• Your face laid yellow on night
• I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
• The balance of power until the Crimean War
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I was searching glass
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Suicide Was A Good Choice

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