• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• you would have been
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• What have you done for me lately?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• It must have rained or something
• how many lines of code have you written?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• The way things have always been done
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would like to have emotions
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• You, standing
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• What pornos would have us believe
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Cats don't have brakes
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Why don't I have votes today?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Ailie
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• hack code
• believe it or not
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Sexual reproduction of computer code
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• Parity Code
• I Hate Trick or Treat
• Navajo Code Talkers
• How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
• Firework Code
• Singular or plural?
• ECO chess codes C6
• econo-pack pricing, or is it?
• ECO chess codes D4
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• No Code
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• National Electrical Code
• Not normal, geek or otherwise
• duress code
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XV.3 Special Procedure and Powers continued
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Uniform Commercial Code
• Black or Blue
• grey code
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Read Codes
• Camp Orr
• Coding for E2: Finding the Code
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Things Done Differently
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Hex; Or Printing in the Infernal Method
• Love at first sight
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• First Commandment of Piloting
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• You are no longer someone's first

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