Findings:

• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• Kiss and make up
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• We did not make this up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• Up to something
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Make shit up
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• Poco tries to make a delivery
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• How to make roses open up
• make up sex
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Up to scratch
• We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• Pollyanna Grows Up
• Chill up my spine
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Auto tune up (user)
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Up 5 (user)
• Holed up
• Back Up My Vars (superdoc)
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Funny bumper stickers
• A Smile is a Funny Thing
• not funny
• Make an in
• you make me think of death
• A gun is a machine whose sole purpose is to make quick killing easier
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• She makes my teeth naked
• Apfelstrudel
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• How to make oboe reeds, Part I
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• How to make a magic picture cube
• Beaky Makes a Friend
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• The Weird Resurrection of the Frog that Makes the Rain
• How to make a solid password
• Introducing a ladder to a plan makes it a caper
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• make your bed and lie in it
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• There's something there
• The girl wants something harder
• Something, Nothing : For My Father
• Something she sees in men, sometimes
• Try again
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Men's reluctance to try friends
• don't try to find words
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• bottled up
• Shut up
• Brass up
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• het up
• fuel up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Hit me up
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• revved up
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Up With People
• knocked up
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Up From Slavery
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Up and down the river
• 06:21:03:11 Up Evil
• bear up
• Vocal studies + uprock narratives
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• unique up to isomorphism
• break up
• tucked up
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• fed up (user)
• Watch whose money you pick up.
• TV pop up ad blocker
• I woke up in occupied America.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Is Pandeism "sexed up" and "watered down"?
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• Trying to use tab completion in funny places
• funny (user)
• make ends meet
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Make the nut
• you make the call
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Make yourself redundant
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• Death makes me tired
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• What Makes a Woman? Radical Feminism and Transsexuality
• Music that makes you trip
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Sun worship makes sense
• Geeks make good lovers
• How to make a liqueur
• Make E2 Pretty: Voting (document)
• The earth's tears make her smiles bloom
• Make Me Bad
• if you could make an encyclopedia smile
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I need something to fly
• Something to remember me by
• Wish for Something Better
• The Trees are Dead and Dried Out, Wait For Something Wild
• Something's Missing
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I try to see myself
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• I never tried to reach your Eden
• Up Your Ass
• Surf's Up
• Dummy up
• Jump Up! Records
• strung up
• The Get Up Kids
• Take Her up to Monto

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