Findings:

• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Taking your fiance's last name
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• OR WAS IT
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Your place or mine?
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• Ten stars or so
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• To filter or not to filter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Life, or something like it
• Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
• Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Contains no material likely to offend or harm
• to exorcise or not to exorcise?
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• I was alive again
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• If 6 Was 9
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I was doing so well.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• She was too beautiful to be human
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• His version was better
• that was Zen, this is Tao
• Something was about to happen.
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• Veronika decides to die
• To be or not to be
• Abused or neglected children
• or what?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• left or right, you're both wrong
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Eleven or One
• Estacada, Oregon
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Girl gangstas
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• Lord Boyd Orr
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Or la'goyim
• black or red (user)
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• No rhyme or reason
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• November 4, 1995
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Dog It Was That Died
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was nice working with you
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• Where I Was
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• that was quick (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Some time when I was a teenager
• how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Squid or Sailor?
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Get busy living or get busy dying

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