• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Not atheist, but what then?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Astro City #5
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Khaled Islambouli
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• then tell us the way
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• They could have saved Kevin
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• A little child could never kill this clean
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• the only comfort we could ever have
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I could have been one of a two
• Know your pets
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• And All That Could Have Been
• I could tell you some stories
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Could you have danced with me?
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• No, but I'll have a beer
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Could I Have Been?
• It could have been me
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Penis for a day
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Solving a maze
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How to kill a Terminator
• kill randy (user)
• Eat what you kill
• tell it to Sweeney
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• tell me the truth
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Butted mail
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Tell Me What You Think
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm not racist but...
• And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• OPSEC, counterintelligence, and vague but credible threats
• And then God laughed like Hell
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Naughty, then nice (document)
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I could make a habit out of you
• It was the least I could do
• If only I could get into her head
• We could take our time
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!

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