Findings:

• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Don't shit where you eat
• I wish I could invent shit
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• Alphabetti Spaghetti
• I could eat a horse
• Eat shit or puke trying
• For Better or For Worse
• CD vs. vinyl
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Life's Better with the Conservatives
• It gets better
• Some better way to say goodbye
• A little child could never kill this clean
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• this hate we could call love
• Why your pet eats poop
• Eat and live!
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• I eat my peas with honey
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• KLONKOR, THE BEAST THAT EATS EYES!
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• What the fuck is this shit?
• bird shit
• Everything is made of water and sunshine and shit
• Cooking the perfect bachelor spaghetti
• Better Off Dead
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Why cats are better than dogs
• six steps to better software
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Worse is better
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• better than a living will
• The Ten Commandments revised
• This could take all night
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I wish I could open his eyes
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• You can't eat a flag
• Chipirones en su tinta
• All you can eat
• Eat Bertha's Mussels
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• Cans of shit
• For shits and grins
• Shit on a shingle
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• hotdogs in spaghetti
• Baked spaghetti with vegetables
• I look better when I am wet
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• all better
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• More is better
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• worse things have happened to better people
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• might could
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• They could have saved Kevin
• That Could Wait
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• eat
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Eat Bugs for Money
• You eated my cookie?
• Congress Votes In New "You Are What You Eat" Law, Fruit Sales in Bible Belt Plummet
• I don't give a shit
• When life gives you shit
• The Shit Hits the Fans
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• spaghetti cooker
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Better Man
• You had better...!!!
• Vegetarians taste better
• Rebeca Martinez
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• forgiveness is the release of all hope for a better past
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How could this happen?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• would that I could live in a book
• Who shall we eat?
• America Eats its Young
• Mares Eat Oats
• Eat any good books lately?
• How to eat acorns
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• We only eat the stupid ones
• dog shit
• I can do shit with my legs
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• spaghetti squash
• better
• A better model than the one at data general
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• A Better Tomorrow
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• If eyes could talk
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Eat the rich
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Eat at Khan's
• When the shit hits the fan
• In deep shit
• How good bands go wrong
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Spaghetti Pancakes
• Simple spaghetti in black and white
• Know me better, and love me better
• You'd better sit down
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• better off with him than here with me
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I'd better stop writing
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• If I could be someone
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid

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