• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I'm not racist but...
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• It was the least I could do
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Being a dickhead
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• I'm Too Sexy
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• If I could do it all over again
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Butted mail
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Lazy River Road
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• OPSEC, counterintelligence, and vague but credible threats
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I think I think too much
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• Too Legit To Quit
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• "right" != "too complex for beginners"
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• Close Combat - A Bridge Too Far
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I could make a habit out of you
• If only I could get into her head
• We could take our time
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Do a crouch
• What to do about trolls
• What I want from life
• When you cut yourself shaving
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• How much money do you make?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Do you want to get slapped?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Things to do with fallen leaves
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Why do we love songs about misery?

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