Findings:

• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• And Now for Something Completely Different
• completely
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• completely secure
• The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Completely unexplainable random behavior
• Variants that completely miss the point
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• How to Disappear Completely
• Daylogs are brilliant and marvelous, and overall, completely priceless
• Removing stickers
• Vacuuming completely nude in paradise
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• The glass is always completely full
• Pages, almost completely torn
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Edward Feser's completely male God
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• The completely wrong way of removing a tick
• you make me completely miserable
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• nothing truly interesting is completely beautiful
• Some Rational Discourse on the Idea of Eliminating Science and Mathematics Completely
• Has the world gone completely mad?
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• fail
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• fail miserably
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• When Prophecy Fails
• The God That Failed
• Failed to create empty
• Fianna Fáil
• fail with pride
• Lia Fail
• How to write an English paper and fail
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (2)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (3)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• OSS can't fail
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• Education has failed
• Failed eBusiness collectibles
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• How the US failed in China
• Music journalists are failed musicians
• How to recover from a failed BIOS update
• How to fail a class
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• fail open
• fail closed
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• What to do when your brakes fail
• As I Rise You FaIl (user)
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• Senses Fail
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• fail fast
• failed state
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• senses fail (user)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• I have failed
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• 2008 Financial Crisis
• A time to fail
• You fail at sex
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Wang Cock Fail
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• EPIC FAIL
• Fail Blog
• Tiger Woods and Brit Hume fail at Buddhism
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• words fail utterly
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• set up to fail
• TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Words fail me
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• understand
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Understand my hands
• You are not expected to understand this
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• To understand, predict, and control human behavior
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why I love (and why many hate) minimal techno
• How would you understand?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• lizards don't understand
• Why you should understand the tools you use
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• They don't understand my tea
• Foreigners need to understand what "cussing" is
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• Understand (user)
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• I Understand
• Alcohol vs. ecstasy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Sometimes I think I understand
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Americans can't understand Communism
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• I hope you'd never understand
• I don't understand math
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• You already understand
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I now understand Wood
• See first. Understand first. Act first. Finish decisively.
• To understand Fundamentalism, you need to know what a fundament is.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Do you understand?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• when we understand
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• Leave it to a child to understand life
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.

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