• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
• What we think we know can kill us
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• like you're blind but still can see
• more dogs than bones
• I can do much better than this
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• The beer is stronger than you think
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• I don't think I like your system
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Treatment of corporations
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• The impending nickname shortage
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Can computers think?
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I think this is why I walked like Nixon
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Bark Like A Dog
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• The Library Book
• old books can tell more than one story
• worse than useless
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I don't think I like love
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Can machines think?
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Worse Than Failure
• I think I can, I think I can
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A toad can die of light!
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• What can be better than that?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Why cats are better than dogs
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
• Sicker than a dog
• the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The scariest words I can think of
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• Man is greater than "god"
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Better safe than sorry
• Advise you to purr soft and look humble--if you can.
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I can feel the reality of your teeth, your jaw.
• better off with him than here with me
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• die at the drafting table
• you make me think of death
• The orc that wouldn't die
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Die Befindlichkeit des Landes
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Nothing Will Die
• You think you're special
• Cut and paste writeups
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• A Hero Never Dies
• think aloud
• Why Did Grandpa Die?
• She Thinks in Harmony
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• from bad to worse
• Dog sees Ada
• whistle dog
• Yves Jumbo Veggie Dogs
• Dog River
• No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
• Dogs playing poker
• Dexter Dog (user)
• Heart of a Dog
• Walter's Hot Dogs
• How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
• Murphy the Dog (user)
• What up, Dog?
• Anti-tank dog
• The Shepherd's Dog
• search and rescue dog
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• I don't see like you
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I wish I liked cigarettes
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Using the Web like E2
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Would you like a doughnut?
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• why I like fat bastards
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Boredom Tastes Like Chocolate
• O grant that like to Peter I
• My father is like Jimmy Carter
• A face like a slapped arse

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