• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• we can take them
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• windows where I can look out
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When all the stars go out at night
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Can You Take Me Back
• When is a name just a name?
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• With this plant I can take on the world
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I can make a bong out of anything
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• when in doubt run it out
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• i construct our fiery demise when the time is right and i take.
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• When water chokes you
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When in doubt, throw it out
• When can it end?
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Piero Manzoni
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Brother Damien Takes Out the Moose
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• take the wind out of one's sails
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Can we all just get along?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• Her hair, tangled
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• we can all just be around other people
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• when they take my blood
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Take a bite out of crime!
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• when the wind is blowing just right
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When Shall We Take Off?
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• When I get mad I throw harder

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