• You Can't Have Mary
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• This is why we can't have nice things
• You can't have everything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• if I can't have silence
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• you can't have it both ways
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• God's Food
• Devil's Food Cake
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• life in the food allergy zone
• Justice and piety have vanished
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• we have sought the ugliest things
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I have just been shot
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• What is this shit?
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• apollo's squirrel (user)
• sQUIRREL 35 (user)
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• At least things can't get any worse
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I can't see it
• several reasons why i still can't talk to my mother:
• you can't leave!
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• cheap food
• The Oxford Companion to Food
• disturbing things found in fast food bathrooms
• Soup Is Good Food
• Garlic Festival Foods
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• in this moment there is life and food for future years
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Not Too Near
• Poe, E.: Near a Raven
• Horse shit
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Can't we all just get along?
• I can't feel my legs
• Can't See (Useless)
• cant drive 55 (user)
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Can't tell if being trolled
• Yuppie food stamps
• LPPR: A War on Fatty Foods
• soul food
• Nobody steals food you've bled on
• Winco Foods
• Jewish Food
• food table
• An Evening in the City – Fine Food and Fine Brew at L'Amère à Boire
• Food Standards Agency
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• have an easy fast
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Why do children have to die?
• I have glimpses that are novels
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.

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