• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Dare to Believe
• I believe you have my stapler
• Can't Hardly Wait
• Anarchy can't last
• I can't work with stoners
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I can't live without you
• The Cant
• Can't Stop The Music
• I can't see it
• several reasons why i still can't talk to my mother:
• you can't leave!
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• they threw my cape on the roof
• I told you they were nuts
• I Believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I believe in the infinite
• You Can't Do That on Television
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• I can't get comfortable here
• Elephants can't jump
• It Can't Happen Here
• Dammit! I can't win
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• cant drive 55 (user)
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• How the English invented music
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They Love Each Other
• They Meet the Woozy
• They really are some out there
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• The echoes as they come
• are they watching you through the server logs
• If they come for us
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
• Believe
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can't have everything
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You can't love with half a heart
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Bess Can't Go Here
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You Can't Win
• you can't break even
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• I can't node in this state
• How Liquid Paper invented the local news
• The Ten Commandments revised
• First They Came
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• they fired carbon at the statue
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• They swam in disrupted alphabets
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I Believe in Magic
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• It can't rain all the time
• Canted Angle
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I can't wait until I join it.
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Men can't give directions
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Whitey Can't Dance
• invented language
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Things you give people that they keep
• You stole what they would have given you
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• What do stars do? They shine.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Do You Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• I believe my father
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Can't Promise
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Can't See (Useless)
• I can't remember our last kiss
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• invent
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• It was better before they came
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• I can't find the any key
• If I can't win I don't want to play

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