Findings:

• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Can't tell if being trolled
• You tell me this is God?
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Though you can tell me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• tell me the truth
• Where you can't find me
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• This is my truth tell me yours
• My first comet
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Experience tells me not to try
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell Me What You Think
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Tell me about your secret places
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me a story about trains
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Tell me another lie
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Can't change me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• list of things
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• tell me all your reasons
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about brains
• give me the truth or nothing
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me a secret.
• Tell me a story about drains
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell him, she told me
• Tell me of the nature of love
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• If you can't tell, does it matter?
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Can't you hear me knocking
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me a story about rains
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Why tell me that?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Tell Me What
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Tell me about your faith
• Don't tell me everything
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tell me something good
• Tell me a story
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Tell me more
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• O tell me the truth about love
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial

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