• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If at first you don't succeed
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• don't try to find words
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Good Girls Don't
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef'n you don't Watch Out!
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• He don't know
• don't say the words
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I try to see myself
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Last year I tried to die
• Insomniac, I Tried
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because, not in spite of
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• Can't Hardly Wait
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• Why you can't evolve passwords
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• Why Can't This Be Love
• You learn to worship what you can't forget
• You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't understand vegetarians
• don't shoot the messenger
• Capitalize, please
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• "Don't worry," he says
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I don't kiss
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't think I like love
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't say the B-word
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't pursue Lu Bu
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• Don't look now
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• don't repeat yourself
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• don't look, sleeping (stylesheet)
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Don't go out without a coat
• I don't wanna know (user)
• It's Only Neurotic if you Succeed
• Slayers Try
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Lene Lovich Tries To Sleep
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• You Can't Do That on Television
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• You can't make someone love you
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• Words we can't say anymore
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• you can't love him anymore.
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• real hackers don't use variable types
• Being a dickhead
• I don't want a calculator
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• don't waste punctuation
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't mix acetaminophen with alcohol
• Don't Pass Me By
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• don't be absurd (user)
• I Don't Vote
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• i dont talk like this in real life
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Try again
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Try finding a stable in Bethlehem now
• Because
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• because I am only half of what you need
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't eat a flag
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Why can't I get over her
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I don't own a microwave
• Cats don't have brakes
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar

If you Log in you could create a "I can't succeed because I don't try" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.