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• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• The Girl Can't Help It
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Every Which Way but Loose
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Cat Butt
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Beautiful, but wrong
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Cant mast
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• You say you want to help me
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• Butted mail
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• OPSEC, counterintelligence, and vague but credible threats
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• But Seriously Folks_root (category)
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• butt bongos
• You can't handle the truth
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• You Can't Take It with You
• Why you can't evolve passwords
• Can't Come Down
• Can't Stop The Music
• I can't do that, Dave
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• unpaid help desk
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Get Help! (superdoc)
• But thanks for playing
• terrified but hopeful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• you can't have it both ways
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Words we can't say anymore
• Dammit! I can't win
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Piracy helps software companies
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Canted
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Crazy reincarnated astrological stalker Miley Cyrus can't wait to see you again
• toll-free consumer help lines
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• 2@ $help (user)
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Small but still a person
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I can't change
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• The Cant
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Why can't you read in dreams?
• Where to get help with Linux
• Help desk humor
• Help Me, Daddy
• Mr. Butts

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