Findings:

• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• you can't break even
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I can't change
• you can't prove that
• canted shot
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• You Can't Go Home Again
• not even thirty
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Even In Death
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Oh, bother!
• This can't happen
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Groups of even order
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Learn how to punctuate.
• Nobody's heart bothers with such mundane things as distance
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Why you can't bit copy a CD
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• I can't say anything to you.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• Money can't buy happiness
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Dead men can't die
• we can't all be rock stars
• Even permutations are not odd
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Even trees die
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• Sorry to bother you
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Dreams where you can't move
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The Girl Can't Help It
• Can't cook, won't cook
• I Can't See New York
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• her eyes can't find you at first
• Can't believe this stays posted
• even permutation
• Something Even Better
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• no worries, no bothers, no captains, no fathers
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• I can't wake up
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• can't hack it
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• If you can't improve the silence, preserve it
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Even In Dreams
• kiss, even
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• And I don't even know their names
• Can't Hardly Wait
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• You can't inherit respect
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• This is why we can't have nice things
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Why can't I die?
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• Even my faults he adores
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Why bother?
• You Can't Do That on Television
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• You can't make someone love you
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• I know. I can't remember.
• i can't love you anymore
• things you can't turn into poetry
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Bothered
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't eat a flag
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Brian Cant
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Thieves' Cant
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• i can't hear you over the chewing
• Can't Look Away: The Lure of Horror Film
• Even Years Ago
• even number
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• It can't rain all the time
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• Why you can't evolve passwords
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• Why Can't This Be Love
• You learn to worship what you can't forget
• You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Even Day
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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