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• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• Me too
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Just Me (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• me too (user)
• People just expect things from me
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• just hold me, and let me weep
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Drugs Or Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Too many mes
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• It Hurts Me Too
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Can't Buy Me Love
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• What happens if you're too nice?
• You're like a brother to me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• "me too" product
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Can't we all just be friends?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• You're not the boss of me
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• If you're hungry, blame me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• simple answers make me insane
• Be a model or just look like one
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• give me the truth or nothing
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• Rape committed by women
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just Let Me Breathe
• it's just me (user)
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• To the world you're just one person
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• You're too good to be human
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Jean-Claude Romand
• Can't change me
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Just don't expect me to understand
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• It's Me or the Dog
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• You're too young to be so old
• Can't we all just get along?
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• College sucked for me too
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment

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