• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Can't we all just be friends?
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• we can't all be rock stars
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• be cool
• can't happen
• can't get with
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• I can't see it
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• her eyes can't find you at first
• Trust
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• trust (user)
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• To be noble in an average life
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Canted Angle
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can't cross the same river twice
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• cant drive 55 (user)
• prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• Reflections on trusting trust
• Trust In The Lord With All Your Heart
• Trust Not These Truths
• the world will be remade in our image
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Be Not Afraid
• Glad to be gay
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Work hard. Be strong.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• painting stars that have come to be
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• How not to faint when you can't move
• The guy who can't even pick up guys

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