Findings:
- Can't we all just be friends?
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Lick me out
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- how to be a friend
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- Darkness Be My Friend
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Be gentle with me
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Finding out your friend is a lesbian
- Trying to be friends
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- Can't get you out of my head
- Beggars can't be choosers
- Let's just be friends
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- There are a million girls like me out there
- marry me and you'll be safe
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Why Can't This Be Love
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- If your wish be to close me
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Look siad me Be like me
- Starving in the greenhouse
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Free to Be, You and Me
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- That would be me
- Let me be your fantasy
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- Can't Buy Me Love
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Can't change me
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I just want to be friends
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- Falling out of love with your best friend
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Can we still be friends?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- Can't you hear me knocking
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- we can't all be rock stars
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Falling out of love with friends
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- far be it from me
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- OBAFGKM
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Fluoxetine
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
- The end will be a sellout
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
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