• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Lick me out
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• how to be a friend
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• Trying to be friends
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Can't get you out of my head
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Let's just be friends
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Why Can't This Be Love
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If your wish be to close me
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Look siad me Be like me
• Starving in the greenhouse
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Free to Be, You and Me
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• That would be me
• Let me be your fantasy
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Can't change me
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I just want to be friends
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Can we still be friends?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Can't you hear me knocking
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• we can't all be rock stars
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Falling out of love with friends
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• far be it from me
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• OBAFGKM
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Fluoxetine
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• The end will be a sellout
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.

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