Findings:

• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• God must be deaf
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
• I don't believe in Forever
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Don't Believe the truth
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• You don't know my GOD
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't believe in falling in love
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• God must be living in the sea.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• You don't believe in evolution?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• don't be a girl
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Scientist vs. God
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in anything
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If God was willing to let it be
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Mac users are less likely to believe in God
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Why do people believe in God?
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't always want you to be nice
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't want to be successful
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• To God Be the Glory
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Your god might be evil....
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I don't believe in people
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't Be Evil
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• gods we may be
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I believe in God
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Be My God
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• we can't all be rock stars
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Don't be sad
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!

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