• When parents give you 744 condoms
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When life gives you lemons
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What happens when a Pope dies
• white trash (user)
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• When I am dead, my dearest
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• White Trash Poem
• when all the white horses have broken free
• When life gives you shit
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• White Trash Encryption Algorithm
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• When I am an old man
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• What happens when we die?
• Level 2
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Rednecks vs. white trash
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I am stronger than now
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• White trash
• White Light White Heat White Trash
• When I am an old woman
• white trash canon
• I am blind when I want to be
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• This is When it Happens
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• When your presents give me hives
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• White trash princess (user)
• I look better when I am wet
• When am I an adult?
• When I am King
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Since when am I a size 6?
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I am Ford's dog
• around three a.m., things broke
• I am outside the set of scientifically intelligible events
• i am a clown killer (user)
• Where Am I (user)
• your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
• I am the Law!
• I Am Not A Piece Of Meat, said lady gaga whilst wearing a dress made entirely of prime rib
• Physical Education
• Modifying the Education in America
• Singapore Education System
• Individualized Education Program
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• How to give a hand massage
• Considerations Regarding Proposals to Give Legal Recognition to Unions Between Homosexual Persons
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Give us Barabbas!
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• How could God let this happen?
• Good things rarely happen after midnight
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Trash can basketball
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• When You Are Old
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When I Grow Up
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• When you blow out like a dead star
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When Father Rode the Goat
• When Pride Still Mattered
• When I watch the living meet
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When the dark comes
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• white board
• Baby, the other other white meat
• white sugar
• White Knight
• White Ladies Priory
• white gold
• White Cake and Frosting
• Jim White
• Dare you see a soul at the white heat?
• The world was black and white
• Trans Am
• White Fang - Chapter 24
• I Am Invincible!
• Tyranny of anemic white Christmas lights
• I am stretched on your grave
• white phosphorus
• How am I doing?
• The Average White Band
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• Trade you my bald white guy in a suit for your lightning-slinging ultravixen?
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• Snow White's Grotto
• I am a nice person
• Honey White
• I am caught in between
• white carbon
• I am a citizen too
• White Washed Corpse
• A London Thoroughfare.  2 A.M.
• White Terror
• I am a mental construct in her head
• the white hatters
• I am the god of fuck!
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• I am stalking your girls now

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