• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Who Killed the Jews?
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I am Canadian
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• kill me now (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Know your pets
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• That which does not kill me...
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I Am Nor A Piece Of Meat, said lady gaga whilst wearing a dress made entirely of prime rib
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Take Me As I Am
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• who am i (user)
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I Am Not A Piece Of Meat, said lady gaga whilst wearing a dress made entirely of prime rib
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• No One Knows Who I Am
• how my computer nearly killed me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• let's try me (user)
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• who am I? (user)
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Society made me what I am
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Who am I this time?
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Experience tells me not to try
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Please Kill Me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• kill me (user)
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Who am I? Who are you?
• Who am us, anyway?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• Who's Canadian?
• It kills me to watch them go
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Who am I
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Bob the Canadian Jew (user)
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• She kills me
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• let me know who you are now.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Someone please kill me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Who am I?
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Khaled Islambouli
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• How Prom nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• who me (user)
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• May those who are born after me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Give me tonight
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• Save me (user)

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