• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it,
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• I Am Loved
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• I am nothing but my sins
• I love you but I have to let you go
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• I still love her (user)
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• A Sunny Place For Shady People: Summer Solstice, Santa Barbara Style, A Very Brady E2 Get-Together!
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• To June, from Eric
• Being a dickhead
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am but higher
• I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• I fell in love with her fist
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• i know you are but what am i
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I fell in love with her first
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• All acts of love and pleasure are her rituals
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I don't want to see her
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I love her backwards
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• but don't take my word for it
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Love cookies
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Bleed to Love Her
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• We love you very much
• I don't think I like love
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• I Am Very Bothered
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Love the one you don't need
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I am a mental construct in her head
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't believe in falling in love
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• love like you don't need the money
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• I am the very model of a newsgroup personality
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Tell Laura I love her
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Tell Stacey I love her
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• I don't feel very proud
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little

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