• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• the only comfort we could ever have
• My most disturbing dream ever
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• The most confusing bet ever
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• The most beautiful computer ever
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• All that I am and ever want to be
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• pointless HTML in email
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Khaled Islambouli
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• The Most Dangerous Game
• Order of St Michael and St George
• Mysteries of the Most Holy Rosary
• Murder Most Horrid
• The most important thing I learned in Basic
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am the Clay
• I am the boss of you
• Why am I writing this?
• I am three, she said
• Haus am Checkpoint Charlie
• I say I am
• I am sitting in a room
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
• I am Providence
• no more stupid, i am full
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am so an American
• I am so fucking happy
• I am information. I am music.
• Còmhraidhean an Gàidhlig 's am Beurla: Introduction
• I Am You
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Does this ever go away?
• the hottest it has ever been
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No government can ever give you freedom
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• The best thing ever
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• You seek not what you have found
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• The path we have been walking
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have no power over me
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• AES may have been broken
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• You don't have any real problems
• have a cigar
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• The night I met Satan
• mets lupin (user)
• Most men are non-orgasmic
• Most used English words
• Why most people are right-handed
• Iraq Most Wanted Playing Cards
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• I am the Walrus
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• I am militantly unaware of my environment
• Behold! I am a muppet psychic
• I am a feminist
• I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
• Five a.m.
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• AM radio vs. ADSL
• I Am Humanoid
• I am no longer the youngest
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I am a veteran of public transportation
• I am hiphop
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I am a Hobo. I am not a lonesome Hobo.
• I am new and learning

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