Findings:
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- November 4, 1995
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Do you remember when Everything was small?
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- When the lilacs were in bloom
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- When We Were Orphans
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- when we were children
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- When you were my baby
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- When I Was a Lad
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- When I was 9
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- When we were little kids, running
- It will be good when I am leader
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When I was five
- When I was young
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- Here you are, here I am, here we were
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- I wish I were as smart as I am
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Going by the script when talking to people
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- When I am dead, my dearest
- When I Was a Babe
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- You were here when I fell asleep
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- When Things Were Rotten
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- When We Were Mud
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- When I Was A Baby
- When were the gospels written?
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- When I Was Cruel
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- When I was Fair and Young
- and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- When I was ten years old
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I am nothing but my sins
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- When each had their own personal anthem
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- I am that person I was watching
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- When I Was a Boy
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- back when our blood was still warm
- I am but a moth before your flame
- When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- When I am stronger than now
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When I am an old man
- I am but higher
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- When You and I Were Young, Maggie
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- When We Try Talking
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
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