Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!"

• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am fat (user)
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ground, give up your secrets
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• It ain't over till the fat lady sings
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Make shit up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• I am not making this up
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Up Your Ass
• I Am The Secret WAG
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Blowing shit up
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Fat Ass (user)
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• This ain't no picnic
• ain't
• Ain't I a woman?
• Ain't I a man?
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• Anime ain't anime without tentacle rape
• aint (user)
• Ain't Misbehavin'
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• LAME Ain't an MP3 Encoder
• Pimpin ain't easy
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Two out of three ain't bad
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• Breaking down ain't hard to do
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• My Time Ain't Long
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Sure Ain't No Stampede Breakfast: A Calgary E2 Get-together
• Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
• ain't just whistling Dixie
• Ain't No Making It
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• I ain't gotta tell you, it's right in front of your eyes
• Free registrations ain't
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• Ain't That Good News
• Ain't It Cool News
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• punk aint dead (user)
• Say It Ain't So
• He ain't no movie star
• pimpin aint easy (user)
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• The lions and the lambs ain't sleepin' yet
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• this aint a sean (user)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• There ain't no justice
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• It Ain't Half Hot, Mum
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• We Ain't Got All Night
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• The Story of Ain't
• Haints that ain't
• I Am
• Frankfurt am Main
• am
• .am
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Luke, I am your father
• 3 A.M. Eternal
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Am I happy?
• I think therefore I am
• Who am I?
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• What am I, chopped liver?
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I am scared
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am that I am
• Things I am not ashamed of
• Am I The Antichrist?
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• When am I an adult?
• I am Canadian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am not a mind reader
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist

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