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• I am not making this up
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Making up with Tru
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Falling Up
• Thumbs Up going down
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Time to break up
• Fill 'er up and check the oil
• Giving up caffeine
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• We like to stay up late at night
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Don't give up your day job
• spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• How to save up to 30% on ebay
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• I look better when I am wet
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• I am militantly unaware of my environment
• Behold! I am a muppet psychic
• I am a feminist
• I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
• Five a.m.
• I am incapable of using urinals
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• I am a racist
• Everything I Am to You
• Sam i am (user)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• i am god 1792 (user)
• I am Robert, i AM_root (category)
• A.M.
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• I am information. I am music.
• makings of a good mousepad
• The Making of the Atomic Bomb
• The Making of the English Landscape
• Making the Movies XX Why Naval Movies are so Scarce
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls Making a Zine
• straight up
• hang up
• Up Records
• Mitt up
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Rahled up
• Hands Up!
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Up on the platform of the Arecibo radio telescope
• The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Rave Ups
• tiger push ups
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Whats Up Magazine
• How to pick up a dime with a forklift
• junior grows up (user)
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
• Waking up, Monday morning
• The Break Up
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 8:16 AM
• I am a Christian
• bind()
• AM/PM
• Pontiac Grand Am
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• I am the killer of trolls
• I am blind when I want to be
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• 4:37 AM
• I am at Live 8, therefore I am
• I Am Spock
• I am hearing the music, I am hearing you
• who am i (user)
• The Animal That Therefore I Am
• Making love out of nothing at all
• Making your computer's ribbon cables more compact
• candle making and ice
• Making the Movies IV Do the Players Drink Intoxicants in Motion Pictures?
• Making the Movies XXX The Obstacles Encountered in Filming Royalties
• Making a drum and bass duet work
• rain making
• shacking up
• Dose up
• Hopped up
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• Pick up a tail
• stand up
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• Wanting to shut up forever
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• Curl Up and Dye
• Up in the Air, Junior Birdmen!
• Chairs halfway up walls
• Stuff Up the Cracks
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Wrapped up in the Rather-Nots
• Mixed Up
• Somebody Blew Up America
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• Don't give up the ship!
• what are all those long dead ancient masters up to now?
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Never up, never in
• Keeping Up With the Gateses
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• your name, once I wake up
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Forget your body, and rise up.
• I am yours
• I am wrong
• I am not depressed
• I Am a Camera
• I am the boss of you
• Why am I writing this?
• I am three, she said
• Haus am Checkpoint Charlie
• I say I am
• I am sitting in a room
• When I am stronger than now
• I AM DRAGON_root (category)
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• I am saving many smiles for a new upside down tomorrow
• your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Making the Movies XIV Using Autos in the Movies
• On Making E2 Distributed
• Making sense of international ethics, Part I
• The Mechanics of Making Love on a Cliff
• Pump Up the Volume
• big up
• Go up against
• smoke up
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Put up a beef
• Kiss and make up
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Waking up in a cold room
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• How to set up and record an EEG
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Open Up The Gates
• shoot up
• Hands up, the whole way
• Give In, Or Give Up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Ante Up

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