Findings:

• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• because i am scared of pain
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• Insensate revellers lulled by the howls of the unshriven dead
• I smile just because you exist
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn
• Dead Inside
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• this is not over and I am not dead
• I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• time lost in life because of waiting
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• just because
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The Fight for Life Driven by Faith
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• they're just dead poets
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I am scared
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• i just want to know who i am
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• When I am dead, my dearest
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Grabbing Life by the Gi
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I'm dead (user)
• Just dead, barren walls. Nobody's listening.
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I'm just a bill
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• because I am only half of what you need
• She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
• I am haunted by waters.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am Jack's wasted life
• Awake at 2 I am hungry by 5
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• i am just slowly accumulating ghosts
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• and i am lost inside a memory; and i am a figment of reality
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• i am just a simple buddhist monk
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am confused by many things...
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• because it wasn't just the air
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Take life by the hand
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Because I'm an adult
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• asphyxiated by life (user)
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• So easily betrayed by gauze sleeves
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Just as I am, Without One Plea

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