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• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• work to play ratio
• I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• I am nothing but my sins
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Give one the works
• I am a minority of one
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• work and play
• I am but higher
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I am an army of one
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• In finite games, one plays within the boundaries; In infinite games, I play with the boundaries
• An acoustic set, played for an audience of one.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• i know you are but what am i
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• Marc Ribot Plays Solo Guitar Works of Frantz Casseus
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• One A.M.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Enjambment: A Play (Act One)
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Kae and Kai - A Play in One Act
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• play at work
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• The Other One
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• A Widow for One Year
• Give one the blanket
• One nation under God
• One of the guys
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• On a scale from one to...
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Making lunch for a loved one
• How one man could control the Senate
• One for Dixie
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Words that only have one context
• one thug (user)
• Marathon: Aleph One
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• DC One Million
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Freeman's wharf
• One Potato, Two Potato
• One spoon
• UK Number One singles of 1957
• UK Number One singles of 1980
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Coping with a loved one's incurable illness
• One of each
• The Man with One Red Shoe
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• one time (user)
• two for one margarita specials
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• the square root of negative one
• America One Television Network
• One Male (user)
• Play the dozens
• I look better when I am wet
• How to play music backwards
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• I Play It Off Legit
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• Does not play well with others
• I am militantly unaware of my environment
• Fowl play
• Behold! I am a muppet psychic
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• I am a feminist
• Tower Hill play
• I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
• play party
• Five a.m.
• Secretary General
• I am incapable of using urinals
• Secretary of the Army
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Works Projects Administration
• I am a racist
• How The Internet Works
• Everything I Am to You
• How interactive fiction works (part 2)
• Sam i am (user)
• Many hands make light work
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The Barely Works
• i am god 1792 (user)
• How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
• I am Robert, i AM_root (category)
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• A.M.
• Making the Movies XXXVI The Movie Soldier and His Work
• I am information. I am music.
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Work hard. Be strong.
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Damn everything but the circus!
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• but (user)
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• pretty, but
• one name phenomenon
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 12
• One good thing about gangs

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