• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Kae and Kai - A Play in One Act
• No One Knows Who I Am
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• In finite games, one plays within the boundaries; In infinite games, I play with the boundaries
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• play at work
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• One A.M.
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Enjambment: A Play (Act One)
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Give one the works
• I am but a moth before your flame
• work to play ratio
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I am nothing but my sins
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I am but higher
• work and play
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• i know you are but what am i
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I am a minority of one
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Marc Ribot Plays Solo Guitar Works of Frantz Casseus
• I am an army of one
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• An acoustic set, played for an audience of one.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• But life is subjective.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• The Big One
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One
• Don't put all your eggs in one basket
• The Kindly Ones
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• The one with the expense account pays
• wet one's feet
• The Chosen One (user)
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter sixteen
• Things I learned in one week of college
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Dark One's Dictionary
• There can be only one
• one great love
• One Evil Bitch (user)
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter One
• Each One Teach One
• One person in two bodies
• One True Wave
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Pledge of Office
• Living alone, one is apt to prefer a view of water
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• The Unlikely Ones
• How to paste one person's face over another
• UK Number One singles of 1970
• UK Number One singles of 1996
• How to project one vector onto another
• One Global View
• number one with a bullet
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• Into two one
• One Winged Angel (user)
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Five sonnets to the aloof one
• The Beckoning Fair One
• am
• One Last Shot
• I am a rape survivor
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Cocoa for one
• I am in you
• Pestering the suicidal won't bring your loved ones back
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Wanted: one bandage, heart-sized
• all other times are better than 6 am
• One last test (room)
• I am thankful for the ocean eyes of Shaymus
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• Take Me As I Am
• Play Dead Coffins
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Play a matinee
• I Am The World Trade Center
• How to play guitar
• I Am Dina
• Why play Bach?
• I am a man
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• I played a show tonight
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• play date
• amm (user)
• play party
• A.M.
• let the music play
• Secretary General
• Secretary of the Army
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• Bantam work
• Work Haiku
• AM Boyd 9 (user)
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• the depression of seeking work
• Things people put up their butts
• How interactive fiction works
• Many hands make light work
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The Barely Works
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender

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