Findings:

• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Give one the works
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Marc Ribot Plays Solo Guitar Works of Frantz Casseus
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I am but higher
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• i know you are but what am i
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• play at work
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am a minority of one
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I am an army of one
• BQN: But, one for all?
• An acoustic set, played for an audience of one.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I am an IT Department of One.
• work to play ratio
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Kae and Kai - A Play in One Act
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• work and play
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• One A.M.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• In finite games, one plays within the boundaries; In infinite games, I play with the boundaries
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Enjambment: A Play (Act One)
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I am nothing but my sins
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
• one liner
• Dark One
• Man with one leg shoe dream man
• The Dark One (user)
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The Nameless One
• As if either one of us were happy
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
• One step closer to life
• eternal one (user)
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• Truth is one, paths are many
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Plan One to Throw Away
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Ketel One
• The Wild One
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Cloaked One (user)
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• UK Number One singles of 1961
• UK Number One singles of 2001
• Peace One Day
• One True Way of array indexing
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• An enemy is one who reacts
• The "Bloody hell, not another one" London panamaus meet
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• One Gene, One Disease
• I am not a hacker
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• I am not a geek
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• I am the greatest!
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I am addicted to TUMS
• the square root of negative one
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• one four five
• furniture warriors of the AM dawn
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• one is all ; all is one
• I Am a Child of God
• No One Gets Left Behind
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I am a product of my environment
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• I am of the hurricane
• Kids (Three Different Ones)
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• 4:37 AM
• no one rules if no one obeys
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• Ultimate Play The Game
• I myself am war
• Play a bloomer
• Others, I am not the first
• Submissive BDSM Play Partner Check List
• I am a female android
• I am that person I was watching
• Less Than Jake: A Play
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Play the race card
• Hey everyone, let's play a rousing game of Frag the N00b
• Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed.
• play action
• Ten Minute Play
• Play this only at night
• butt log
• Secretary of State of Scotland
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Men At Work
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)

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