Findings:

• I am Joe's...
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Am I interesting?
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Am I broken?
• Here I am Lord
• 2 am Christmas morning; uptown
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Pan Am Metroport
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• this is what I am doing with the silence
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Frankfurt am Main
• AMM
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am a wicked child
• I am never alone
• I am an American mutt
• I am a mirror
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Am stram gram
• A#m
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Am I already that gone
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• am (user)
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• Wednesday Morning, 3 AM
• I am sixteen
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• There's a democracy in my head, and I am outnumbered
• I am done making your heartaches my passion
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I am now a college graduate
• R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• reformatting hard drives at 2 AM
• Where in the web am I?
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am an army of one
• I Am Kloot
• To the eyes of common mortals I am invisible
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• I am not a crook
• I am listening to hear where you are
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• Thank you for everything and I am sorry for everything
• I am no prophet
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• I am not a role model
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• I am a spammer
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I am eighteen years old
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Welt am Draht
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I am not my nationality
• I am Jack's username (user)
• i am tha god a speed
• I am the Monster
• I am a moth
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am the Law!
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• I Am You
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• am
• I am a rape survivor
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I am in you
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• all other times are better than 6 am
• I am thankful for the ocean eyes of Shaymus
• Take Me As I Am
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I Am The World Trade Center
• I Am Dina
• I am a man
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• I am an IT Department of One.
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• amm (user)
• A.M.
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Know That I Am Providence
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Am/F
• I am the cheese
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Sometimes it's 4 a.m.
• Pan Am flight 103
• I am the beginning and I am the end
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• I am as brisk
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am taking the silence as a yes
• Aye Am (user)
• the way I am (user)
• Since when am I a size 6?
• who am i (user)
• The Animal That Therefore I Am
• who am I? (user)
• Trans Am
• I Am Invincible!
• I am stretched on your grave
• How am I doing?
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am a nice person
• I am caught in between
• I am a citizen too
• A London Thoroughfare.  2 A.M.
• I am a mental construct in her head
• I am the god of fuck!
• I am Ford's dog
• around three a.m., things broke
• I am outside the set of scientifically intelligible events
• i am a clown killer (user)
• Where Am I (user)
• your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Còmhraidhean an Gàidhlig 's am Beurla - Conversations in Gaelic and English
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• .am
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am a little world made cunningly
• Sometimes I am able
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am not an attractive man
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• I am Holden Caulfield
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• Melody A.M.
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• I am stalking your girls now
• Why am I here (e2poll)
• I hate, therefore I am
• I am Robert, i AM (user)
• Why I am personally responsible for the Iraq War
• I am aching for pieces of you
• Know That I Am Providence; Sector B1
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you

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