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• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I am not making this up
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Here I am World
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• nothing here
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I don't believe in anything
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Soon to be off the air
• Don't piss here
• Be careful and don't fall down
• A fool and his money are soon parted
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• It is late here, and I am lonely.
• The dos and don'ts of brain-in-a-jar technology
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Making love out of nothing at all
• Make shit up
• You, standing
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
• Making the Movies IV Do the Players Drink Intoxicants in Motion Pictures?
• I am nothing but my sins
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Do not bring your evil here
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• Don't give up
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I don't know what else to do
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Blowing shit up
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Do you work here?
• here goes nothing
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Here be Cows
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• time has no meaning here
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Be Here Now
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't want to be alone
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Don't Be Evil
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I can do shit with my legs
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Things NOT to do whilst making Salsa
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• I am blind when I want to be
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• To do is to be
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Don't wait up for me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• How did I end up here?
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Here Be Dragons
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Don't be an IM phantom

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