Findings:

• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Take Me As I Am
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• It kills me to watch them go
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• I am not making this up
• Go up against
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Bitch set me up!
• Don't wait up for me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• stop picking on me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• Sweep me up
• Wake me up if you still want me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• when you're ready to touch me again
• They grow up. No one told me.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Experience tells me not to try
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Society made me what I am
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Look at me, I am moving on
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Never Let Me Go
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Stop looking at me
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• let's try me (user)
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Stop killing me now
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• All dressed up and nowhere to go
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Nothing can stop me now
• will you take me with you when you go?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Hit me up
• stop calling me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop annoying me
• let me grow up
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking

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