Findings:

• She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• I AM ANALOG
• Am I Hot or Not?
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• I Am A Patriot
• landsberg am Lech
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I Am A Satellite (user)
• I am a snowflake worthy of the world's outstretched tongue
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• I am Zontar
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• just kidding
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Storing a doubly-linked list using just a single pointer field
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That's just crazy talk
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Just Add Water (user)
• I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
• Not just another wildflower
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• What if heaven is just another door?
• space just isn't for stars
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• Just a Dream
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• A.M. Klein
• Am I gay?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Thanks to Internet Explorer, I am an Amsterdam Voyeur
• One A.M.
• RC Pro Am II
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
• I am a gorilla (user)
• Shower Kletic
• I Am Spock
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Can we all just get along?
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• I just work here
• I just spent $175.00 on black silk underwear
• Menstruation is not just a bloody mess
• just like my father
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• just to have some human contact
• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
• Operation Just Cause
• If I could just watch myself burn
• Just A Piece (user)
• St Just
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• just because
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Society made me what I am
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am semi-Christian
• I Am Not a Lawyer
• Here I am World
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• November, 3:30 AM
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• Ghost to Ghost AM
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• I am my father's daughter
• Pontiac Trans Am
• Am I dreaming this dream with a million other machines?
• Can Am
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• bees, I am happy to report, are plenty
• because i am scared of pain
• Còmhraidhean an Gàidhlig 's am Beurla: Introduction
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• This is Just to Say
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• just a night
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• The Just
• Just how is this arousing?
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• But I have seen the sun just once
• My mother just died
• No human, just Porsche
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Just Visiting
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• You just don't get it
• Just Gellen (user)
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Luke, I am your father
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am a rock
• I am a clown
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Who am I this time?
• I am deathly afraid of February
• I am not a fire hydrant
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Soccer AM
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Pan Am
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• i am god 1792 (user)
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• AM Miller (user)
• I am the mirror thief
• I am a test
• just friends
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• All we need is just to be
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• he just died
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Have you ever made a just man?
• just silent interception
• Just another 400m dash
• just now
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• just M (user)

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