• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• It will be good when I am leader
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• we can all just be around other people
• I am happy
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I am so fucking happy
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Having sex up against a wall
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Everything will be alright
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When having sex in Binary
• Should I be happy?
• What life after death will really be like
• I will always be weird inside
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• all day I dream about sex
• Walked in on you having sex
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• The next life will be better
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Having sex in Drow
• I am blind when I want to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I will be in my trailer!
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• There will never be another you
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I will always be in the details
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• All units be advised
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Having sex in Finnish
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I will be your young sinner
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• It will never be just you
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• You will be assimilated
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Someday, I will be strong
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My RPG will be a work of art
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• They will not be named!
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• we shall all be healed
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• There Will Be Blood
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• the world will be remade in our image
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?

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