Findings:
- Hell and High Water
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
- Ready or Not, Here I Come
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- heppigirl and tWD are getting married! Wanna come?
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Fall; or, Dodge in Hell
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Sometimes, I am cold, green water
- I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
- The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- In the water, i am beautiful
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
- Bloody Hell High School
- I myself am war
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am haunted by waters.
- sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- Come strong or stay home
- From Heaven High I Come
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Am I the driver or the driven?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Am I This Or Not?
- Hell Comes to Frogtown
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- I'm getting ahead of myself
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- getting into a fight in high school
- Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
- High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
- Never drink or cook with hot tap water
- Swimming pool injury
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
- Stable emulsion of oil in water, or easy salad dressings
- Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- Am I Hot or Not?
- I Am
- am
- .am
- Luke, I am your father
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I think therefore I am
- I am not making this up
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- This is Water
- What am I, chopped liver?
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- What I am not
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- I am the cheese
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- 2 AM Walmart run
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Here I am World
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
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