• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I wish you would talk to me
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• wish i'd thought of it
• Your wish is granted
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• I wish I could bottle you
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• The best kind of bartender
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Half-sour pickle
• What Would You Do?
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• I thought that the tree would fall
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• boss i wish you had told me
• Gorgonzola's E2 Feature wish list (document)
• Special Wishes
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• What would you give your left arm for?
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• What would Jesus drive?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I wish
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Solstice wish
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Would you like fries with that?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Where would America be without Canada?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• The Brothers Marx would favour this option.
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• Video games I wish they'd invent
• I wish I was a fish
• I Wish You Were Here
• You May Exit if You Wish
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• What would EDB do?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I wish I could cry
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Best wishes on your personal guillotine
• I wish I was a half of a two
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• What pornos would have us believe
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• Be careful what you wish for
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• wish (silly)
• thou shouldst wish more wisely
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I would kill my mother
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• And the air would taste of patterns
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The Wish of the Young Saint Francis to become a Soldier
• I Wish Momma Sang the Blues
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• That I Would Be Good
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The dog who would not beg
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• One Last Wish
• you may dream of the City of Focative Mirrors, if you wish
• I used to wish I could dream in black and white
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Mind without body
• I would like to have emotions
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• I would open a door for you
• wish list
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• make a wish
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• For what you wish
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• would
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The dog who would not move
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• What would it take for intimacy
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I wish I were close
• A dead wish for uniformity
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• Sometimes, I wish you weren't gay.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• How it would happen
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Just to see what it would be like
• Would you want to live there?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• A book that would feed our chats
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• what would you like?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner

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