• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I wish I was a fish
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I wish I was a half of a two
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• She was free
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• wishes (user)
• Lesbian pornography
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• I was very, very drunk
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• I wish I could cry
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• Koji Gets His Wish
• Dreaming of a Wish Fulfilled
• Lesbian Sex Mafia
• Lesbian Angel (user)
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Be careful what you wish for
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• The Night of Wishes
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Discovering Your Inner Tantric Lesbian
• Lesbian ass-licking
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• All he left her was alone
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• eyelash wish
• I wish I could burn like god
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• Do Orthodox Jewish lesbian couples practice "family purity"?
• Lesbian Love
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• The sky was green today
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Before you, there was me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was disillusioned
• The night a princess was captured
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I wish I were close

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