Findings:

• I wish I was a fish
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I wish I was a half of a two
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• lesbian meme
• Lesbian bed death
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• This node was made for you and me
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• Wishes of an Elderly Man at a Garden Party
• I wish you would talk to me
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• wish (silly)
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• Littlest Lesbian (user)
• 'T was
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• I was adored once too
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Wish Tree
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• Live Nude Lesbians
• Lesbians for Liberty
• Chapstick lesbian
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• God was created in man's image
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• it was true then
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• things i wish
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 3: As Master Wishes
• you may dream of the City of Focative Mirrors, if you wish
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : The Case of the Radioactive Cat
• was
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Magneto Was Right
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Renee was a princess
• i think it was (user)
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• OR WAS IT
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Lesbian
• Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! Google!
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Music was better in the old days
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT

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