Findings:

• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• it was true then
• Your husband was a great man
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• An American Werewolf in London
• The Teenage Stereotype of Technology
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• If I was beautiful like you
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Duvall, Washington
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Magneto Was Right
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• OR WAS IT
• Werewolf Experience Number 3 - 1954
• teenage girls
• Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Teenage Kicks
• Teenage parenthood
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• Hitler was an artist
• The first time I knew I was different
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Renee was a princess
• i think it was (user)
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• As this was my generation's war
• werewolf (user)
• Confessions of a teenage ex-virgin
• Teenage Queen
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was burgled
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.

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