Findings:

• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was only following orders
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• War is only fun on screen
• Dumb laws
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• They're only words
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• There is only one season in Houston
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• transubstantiation only works if you accept Aristotelian metaphysics
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• There is only now
• it is only right
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• living only through apathy
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• How was the Bible canonized?
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I was disillusioned
• The night a princess was captured
• Finding air where matter once was
• Exit only
• Use only as directed
• There is only one electron
• credibility is the only real currency
• We journal only when we hurt
• One Night Only
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• Is this true or only clever?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• #9ZZZZ: There is only badger
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• Kalila wa Dimna
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Since Hector was a pup
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was once young and had a home
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• If I Was To Go...
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Who is McDonald's kidding?
• There is only ONE God
• Something I thought only I thought about
• Only in Canada
• You only live once
• Only in America
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• In the end, only kindness matters
• the only one (user)
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• The Thing that Only Eats Hippies
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• November 4, 1995
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Japanese alphabet
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Azza Wa Jal
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• My words are the only gift I have for you

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