• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was only following orders
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• War is only fun on screen
• Dumb laws
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I was doing so well.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• This node was made for you and me
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• Petey Piper was a viper
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Eating only rice to get by
• The only date I never went on
• online only /msg (superdoc)
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• read only
• one and only (user)
• Love creates. Hatred only destroys.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• RIT was built sideways
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• that was quick (user)
• When I was 9
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• They're only words
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• There is only one season in Houston
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• transubstantiation only works if you accept Aristotelian metaphysics
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• There is only now
• it is only right
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• living only through apathy
• was
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Where I Was
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Exit only
• Use only as directed
• There is only one electron
• credibility is the only real currency
• We journal only when we hurt
• One Night Only
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• Is this true or only clever?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• #9ZZZZ: There is only badger
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Music was better in the old days
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Renee was a princess
• i think it was (user)
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• you have to be kidding
• There is only ONE God
• Something I thought only I thought about
• Only in Canada
• You only live once
• Only in America
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• In the end, only kindness matters
• the only one (user)
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born

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