Findings:

• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• now I'm down in it
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm not what you think
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm All You Can Think About
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• think of me now
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• They think I'm a god
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• My cats think I'm a God
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Now I'm Nothing
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I Think We're Alone Now
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Think of a typical high school movie. Okay, now think of a typical college movie.
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• ICQ clones
• Mac Clone
• Starbuck 2, The Clone
• Locutus' Clone (user)
• Are Clones Individuals?
• The Christ Clone Trilogy
• O Clone
• Star Wars: the Clone Wars
• Clone Saga
• Clone High
• Zeta Tau Alpha: Attack of the Clones
• Film Fest: Tears of a Clone
• Doctor Korgon's imperfect clone
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• the words I'm after
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist

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