• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• I smile just because you exist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Have you ever made a just man?
• My mother just died
• Just because it happened to you
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• he just died
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Just for Fun
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• because it wasn't just the air
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• just because
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• just because they never bothered to really do
• just deserts
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• Just Another Empire
• Just Like Mom
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• And they all just stood and stared
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Fox Kids
• Kid A
• As the kids say
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• The public library is NOT a day care center for your kids
• Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
• Dynamite Kid
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Made in U.S.A.
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Look at what I made!
• How I made the Year Nodes
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Made in DNA (user)
• I Made A Dance
• Art is emotion made substance
• Because, not in spite of
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• If I died right now
• People who died laughing
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Fun things to do in an elevator
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Home surgery
• Fun with disposable cameras
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• Just the facts, ma'am
• I'm just a bill
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• economics is just a tool
• Today, just for once
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• just like mom used to make
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Gills just barely wet
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• friends just taste better
• Just a Scene
• When is a name just a name?
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• Alex Kidd
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
• The three kinds of nice guys
• The Brand New Kid
• A Tandy, a BASIC disk, and one bored kid
• Kids from the short bus
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Lil Pyro Kid (user)
• All the cool kids speak English
• kool kid (user)
• Kid Twist (user)
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• boss i made a new friend
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• The girl with the vagina made of glass
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• The Day that ______ Died
• The Man who Died
• Diabetes erectile dy (user)
• Fun things to do with a raised floor
• Fun at the Movies
• Cutting off your feet for fun and profit
• More Fun with Dick and Jane
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Just friends syndrome
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• English is just bad ASL
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• The floor is just a giant shelf
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Just Blaze
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• why don't you just?
• I'm just here for the candy
• just one second hold (user)
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• Just a Dream
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Kids In America
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• The Milkybar kid
• Helping your kid brother die
• Virginia Kidd
• Wiz Kid (user)
• Sic Kid Alva (user)
• Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Made in Heaven
• What men made and what made men
• Profits are made at purchase, not at sale
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Because
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• because I am only half of what you need
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• The day the FIAT died
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• fun

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