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• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• I look better when I am wet
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• I am blind when I want to be
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When I am an old man
• When I am an old woman
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• Since when am I a size 6?
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When I am King
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• It will be good when I am leader
• When I am stronger than now
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• When am I an adult?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• When something means nothing and nothing means everything
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• What did you mean when you said...
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• audio editing
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• When will I see you again?
• Here I am again
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• I myself am war
• I am an intricate puzzle and I love you
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• How to scream when no one is looking
• When you go, I sleep again
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Ecological vs. environmental
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Only When I Lose Myself
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• Where am I again?
• again, I am too young
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• What am I then, if not yours?
• It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it,
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• A poem for when I loved him
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When the Robins Nest Again
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• When words mean too much
• When Neutral Point of View Means Repeating the Ludicrous
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• I Am Loved
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I am confused by many things...
• R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
• I am a clown
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• I am a minority of one
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am invisible
• Am I interesting?
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• gethostname()
• Behold! I am a muppet psychic
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I am wrong
• I am a sexist
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• I am not Arthur Rimbaud
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Am/F
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am scorned for my lack of cufflinks
• I am a spammer
• bind()
• I am a watermelon
• I Am Not a Lawyer
• I am not hitting on you

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