• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• There was a time when I was a better person
• i like my body when it is with your
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When phone systems attack
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I look better when I am wet
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Summer never answers when you call
• I like the curves far better
• How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When I get like this
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Phone in if you know the answer
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• When you blow out like a dead star
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• Dig a Pony
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Sweating like a whore in church
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Why I like mp3s
• i like stress (user)
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• All religions are not like Christianity
• Like a diamond etches glass
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Tasty like a raindrop
• Eyes like extinguished paper lanterns
• Pretty like fire
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• A face like a slapped arse
• blue like an arrow, deep and true
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Food that tastes like roses
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Nobody likes a cyclist
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• phone book
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• mobile phones for Section 8 Housing
• Could AOL phone home?
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• When Harry Met Sally
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When you work at a supermarket
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• What did you mean when you said...
• When life changes forever
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When I became beautiful
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When your self-esteem dwindles
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• When the Frost is on the Punkin
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• When the Boat Comes In
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• answer: houses and utilities
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
• needs must when the Devil drives
• Acid is not the answer
• Innocent When You Dream
• Answer: Shoes and socks in the dark
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• How to Smile when You are in Pain
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• When is a name just a name?
• Original better than the sequel
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Garbo
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Better Made Potato Chips Inc.
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• The Dig
• Chicks dig giant robots
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• As You Like It II.iv
• I like cheese
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• My aunt doesn't like them
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Reprint what you like
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like to have emotions
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Republican Like Me
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Usage of the word like
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• serendipity, or something like it
• What It's Like
• Dissolve like dreams.
• the time I felt like a real man
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• bat phone
• Phone Genius 2000
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• phone phreak
• Phone call
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• You know you're a geek when...
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up

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