• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• Oceania has never been at war
• float plane
• We Have Explosive
• We're trying to have a baby
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• The Walls have Ears
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I feel I have committed murder
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Things video games have taught me
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Why do children have to die?
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My dog has been stolen
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• It's been years since we were born
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Plasterer's Float
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Sex with a chicken
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• have it off
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have lost many things, so many
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Gifts we already have
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have started a box
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• I have to return some videotapes
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Scorpions have won evolution
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• have a cigar
• I've frequently not been on boats
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Dead Man's Float
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• just to have some human contact
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• What lips my lips have kissed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more

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