Findings:

• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• What have you been smoking?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• I have not yet begun to fight
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Where have all the poets gone?
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• You and I have power supplies
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• My Husband is a Spaceman
• Abuse of the freedom of speech
• the hottest it has ever been
• Has Been
• I've been waiting forever
• Justification by faith
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• order by numbers
• Fly by Night
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Proof by intimidation
• By the Shores of Silver Lake
• Why My Brother Is Wanted For Questioning By The United Nations: I
• Extracting Aluminium by electrolysis
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-B
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Ee By Gum, Lord!
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Death by Cucco
• fly by wire
• suicide by guillotine
• Cheaper by the Dozen
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Death by Woman (user)
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Governed By Logic
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• I have bad taste in music

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